Here’s a little something for you to enjoy, besides fond memories of Elvira;


Yeah, Oprah gave away a free car to everyone in the audience, but what people really want is a gift card to give to charity!

Marcia Cross gets caught showering outside. And while the pics are still in front of a judge, and not online, the owners do confirm that “the carpet does match the curtains.“

Sure, magazine Prom thinks it will have the last laugh… but tell that to Mr. Perfect.

Kevin Spenderline (aka Federleech) will write an autobiography. Meditations it is not.

Bob Barker is tired of your shit, and just wants to grope his way to the grave already.

      I got nothing funny to say about this, other than fuck nature.