This Christmas, welcome your elders into the 21st Century with the Jitterbug. Basically, it’s the Firefly, but for a different generation that uses diapers. Is it just me, or am I the only one that doesn’t see the link between insects and digital communication?

      Dr. C. Everett Koop would totally bone this chick.

It comes in two models; old person and “nursing home” compatible.