Archive for February, 2007
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
I Love The Internet
I love the internet. Why? Because SPECTRE has its own Wikipedia entry.
Sure, there are a lot of things in Wikipedia, but the point is that the internet is the kind of environment where SPECTRE can share space with the breathtaking research which will one day cure AIDS for poor people (looking at you “Magic” Johnson! […]
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Monday, February 26th, 2007
I’ll Make You Fun-Size!
I’ll bet you woke up this weekend and asked yourself, “Self, now why don’t he write?” Well, El Manisero is here to make all your troubles go away (as long as those troubles were a lack of mildly amusing links in lieu of actual news about the University of Miami college football team). Also, since […]
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Friday, February 23rd, 2007
Send More Dave Barry.
If The Sad Clownfish thinks Al Franken’s got a shot, then I’m going to put my money behind a real Miami legend;
Dave “Federal Duck” Barry
The announcement.
His website.
The guy who played him on TV.
2 Comments » - Posted in Politics by El Manisero
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Still Fighting Dr. Robotnik
Seriously folks. No one cares about robots. Do you know where the word “robot” even comes from? It’s Czech, and comes from the word robota which means “compulsory labor.” …as in the kind of stuff humans will be doing when Mr. Coffee becomes Mr. President; and while I’m not the first, nor will I be […]
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Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Just Biden My Time Till 2K8
This website, TechPresident, might be the FundRace for the 2008 election.
Make sure to check out everyone’s MySpace pages. Why? Because how else are you going to let Chris Dodd turn on your love light?
No Comments » - Posted in Politics by The Sad Clownfish
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
Same Juice, Less Loose
So apparently, some Judge put the kibosh on O.J. getting his royalty money. However, in the article Simpson’s attorney, Yale Galanter says,
“Last year Simpson’s royalty checks from all of his movies were less than 39 cents. They got kicked to the curb again. Every door they’re banging on gets slammed.”
How in the hell is the […]
5 Comments » - Posted in Errata by El Manisero
Monday, February 19th, 2007
Hope Your Birthday Is Full Of Surprises!
Hey folks. It’s time to get your eBay fix, and because you happen to be a GREAT BUYER A++++ I’ll throw in some links for free;
Lisa Nowak’s dirty space diaper. (make no payments for 3 months!)
Britney Spears’ hair (from the salon where she cut it off). Edit: eBay has already taken it down, sorry Charlie.
Edit […]
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Sunday, February 18th, 2007
Prepare For Tacogeddon!
“There was a demon that lived in the taco. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their flames would freeze up, their grills would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate… He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the kebab barrier.”
Whoever has been writing the […]
