Archive for October, 2006

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Halloweenie Roast

Here’s a little something for you to enjoy, besides fond memories of Elvira;

Yeah, Oprah gave away a free car to everyone in the audience, but what people really want is a gift card to give to charity!
Marcia Cross gets caught showering outside. And while the pics are still in front of a judge, and not […]

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Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Reese’s Pieces

Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I’m gonna find her. I’m gonna hurt her. I’m gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And then I’m gonna find you, and kill you right in front of her.

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Monday, October 30th, 2006

Q: When Is Failure Unsurprising?

A: When the University Of Miami needs a win to save the season.
For a look at the Miami defense vs. the Yellowjackets, check here…
Just another mediocre performance against a team playing out the string.

This staff no longer even elicits shock at their missteps.

2 Comments » - Posted in Hurricane Football, Offense, Offensive Line, Quarterbacks, Running Backs, Wide Receivers, Tight Ends, Coach Coker, Coach Olsen, Game Wraps, Angered Criticism, Shocked Disbelief, Special Teams by Trick Daddy Doubloons

Monday, October 30th, 2006

The Monster Mash

Speaking of Halloween, do you think they could make one of these, but for UM’s football season?

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Sunday, October 29th, 2006

It’s A Same-Sex Marriage Sunday

So… are they doing it?

I guess it’s just a matter of time before Garfield pulls a “Richard Gere.”

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Saturday, October 28th, 2006

Georgia Tech Preview

While almost none of the numbers support the idea that Georgia Tech will win this game, the prevailing sentiment on Canes fansites is that this will be a Jackets blowout.
People who expect that forget that last year, while Calvin Johnson wasn’t shut down (six catches for 89 yards, two huge, albeit dubious PI calls drawn), […]

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Saturday, October 28th, 2006

Georgia Tech Injuries

Romeo Davis, injured on the first defensive snap last week, is out. Colin McCarthy, Ian Symonette and Darnell Jenkins are out as well.
Spencer Adkins is questionable for today, and his status is unclear. Jon Beason is listed as questionable, but it’s expected he’ll play.
Greg Olsen is probable after the concussion two weeks ago.
Ryan Moore has […]

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Friday, October 27th, 2006

Prison Break

Not guilty, that’s how he stays filthy.
Seriously, I want Mario Etheridge’s lawyer when I get pinched.

Furthermore, this dude is also more of a man than Fabolous. Audifre, what the hell are you doing? That can be very traumatic for the kids. You’re better than that.

1 Comment » - Posted in Errata, Music by El Manisero